h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

We have those little suckers in our office. We've had them for some time and, I have to say, they are exceedingly ugly and boring creatures. Just as they seemed to be dying out naturally, after about 8 months, we noticed a myriad of new ones had hatched. Are we ever to be free of them?

I read a pretty disgusting tail about sea monkeys. Apparantly some rather nasty band members (of a band whose name I can't seem to remeber) told the bald bloke from Smashing Pumpkins that a line of sea monkeys was actually a line of coke. He promptley snorted the lot, and was extremely distressed when told what he had just done. And after a few days his piss turned white.

Could put you off snorting sea creatures for life that could.

you should have got itsy bitsy sea dragons they come with snails

http://www.littleaussieproductsshop.com/Itsy-Bitsy-Sea-Dragons-s/23.htm