IPR Presents: The things you can't get a small enough broom to sweep up, or...

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IPR Presents: The Girl Who Invented the Musical Hair Curler


In a century, short as it is, that is already full of innovations, innervations
just plain weird stuff, this next person emerges as a paragon of really necessary
thinking. Without further introduction...


Psst!



Yeah, right.



I beg your pardon.



Oh, I'm sorry. You're not Eric!



Um, no. I'm Sembella Swainstarter.



And not the person I'm supposed to be interviewing...?



Whose that?



The Girl Who Invented The Musical Hair Curler...



Oh, no, I wouldn't know about such things.



So, who are you?



Sembella Swainstarter.



Yes, but why are you here?



Eric couldn't make it.



Why?



He had a surgery.



He was performing one?



Eh, no. He was attending one. You know those Siamese Triplets from Ecuador?



I suppose I've heard of them.



Well, he's going to watch the separation of their mum from her sister...



That's ridiculous.



What?



Having children with your sister by your side, actually by your side!



Why?



Doesn't anyone believe in privacy anymore?



Eh. No. That's why most of the major surgeons on the Isle are attending this operation.



What?



To learn and to make the charlie that's actually performing the surgery a bit nervous.



Huh?



They've got a pool going.



On what, whether they survive or not?



Eh, no. Whether he will use his left hand or his right when making the first incision...


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