h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I was among the unlucky few generations in my Jr. High school that had to use sporks. They couldn't scoop enough soup to finish in time, nor could they twirl spaghetti as a fork can. It was also impossible to get the last bit of delicious banana pudding out of the plastic cup. The pudding would slip through the prongs. The only thing that they could do right was sliced fruit, and that was only if the fruit was small enough to fit in the depression. If it was bigger, it would simply slip off.

Now that I am in High school, they have forks and spoons. I have no idea if they still use sporks, and have no intention to find out.