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Moose....The P*ss Artist Fomerly known as <mouse> now Known as <reindeer> untill we get a <moose> smiley Started conversation Jul 26, 2003
Whilst in a pub 
with my mate and his 
the started cleaning himself, you know down there. My mate said to me "I bet you wish you could do that." I replied Quick as a flash "perhaps if I give him a biscuit he might let me..." Now I am not claiming this as my own, just an old joke delivered at the right time and place. Got me a beer 
anyway.
Regards Moose 
(as close as I could get,any chance of a moose smiley campaign)
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