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Wadaya Call...

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DrRodge

Wadaya call a man with a spade in his head? Doug!
Wadaya call a man with leaves on his head? Russell!
Wadaya call a Japanese girl with a liquidiser on her head? Blenda!
Wadaya call an American with a brain in his head? Gifted!
Wadaya call a man with a carpet on his head? Matt!
Wadaya call a bloke with butter on his head? Pat!
Wadaya call a guy with no limbs who can swin 50 yards in 10 seconds? Clever Dick!
Wadaya call a man with a beak on his head? Bill!
Wadaya call a man with a wooden head: Edward!
Wadaya call a man with two wooden heads? Edward Woodward!
Wadaya call a gal with a harp on her head? Plucky!


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