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One of Mr Churchill's (allegedly)
PenzanceTallPerson Started conversation Aug 14, 2002
The story goes that Winston Churchill was one morning perched on the toilet (getting rid of the previous nights bevvy, no doubt) when there was a knock at the door.
Understandably angered at the interruption of curling one down, Winston is said to have bellowed "what the f*** do you want?"
It was a rather flustered flunkey, who relayed the news the the Lord Privy Seal ( known to be a rather a bumptious and self-important official) had turned up early for his appointment.
"it's the Lord Privy Seal" quoth the aforementioned flunky
The big man himself, obviously enraged by now, is said to have replied:-
"Well, tell his lordship that i'm am sealed in my privy, and I can only deal with one s**t at a time"
Well, I laffed, anyway!
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