h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Being a resident of Pennsylvania who thinks it does get exceedingly cold and often suffers from various states of intoxication, I feel the whole practice of getting drunk , knocking on a strangers door at sun-up just to haul them out into the cold for the sheer purpose of asking them if they can focus enough to see thier shadow and then tossing them back inside to go off and get even further intoxicated is just in bad taste. However, you always can find a reason to celebrate anything when you live in a one horse town that rolls up the sidewalks at midnight, now can't we????

All I know is that Punxy really knows how to party!

And when it involves small furry mammals, so much the better!