The h2g2 Poem
Created | Updated Nov 19, 2003
Domestic
Come in officer
No I'm fine thank you
What? That?
I am so clumsy
Always tripping
What are you doing here?
No, she's fine
What? That?
Don't know mate
She's always tripping
Why do I let him do what?
He doesn't do anything
It's my fault
I mustn't upset him
I deserve it
Why do I do what?
I don't do anything mate
She winds me up
She pisses me right off
Come on mate you know how it is
No, don't take him away
I love him
He didn't mean it
He won't do it again
PLEASE, PLEASE
Come on mate, it's only a row
She loves me
I didn't do nothing
She won't tell you anything
Wasting your time
No, I don't want to
I want him back
We'll be fine
I'm cooking dinner
He likes his roast
I told you she wouldn't
I'm going to the pub
Get lashed
Then home
You know how it is mate
One more call
One more statistic
One more victim
One more injury
One more??????
