A Conversation for Beer Mats
Beer Mat Trick No.42
AgraChas Started conversation Nov 4, 1999
Always guaranteed to raise a chuckle from anyone half-bladdered.
Simply tear a notch in the beer mat, between 1 and 2 inches long, and force your nose into the tear. With the beer mat firmly attached simply get to your feet (if possible) and say in a loud, confident voice:
"Who's been chucking beermats around?".
Your own personal ensuing hilarity will only be overshadowed by everyone else looking skywards and tut-ing.
Beer Mat Trick No.42
Saint John - Researcher 87095 Posted Nov 4, 1999
This trick can result in your mates taking up their beer mats, making identical rips and then frisbee-ing the mats back-and-forth across the pub to see who can make their mat cling to a fellow drinkers nose first. I say go for it.
Beer Mat Trick No.42
Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted Nov 4, 1999
This entry and the first two sentences are my ideas
I got my inspiration looking at a coffee mug
Why does this get so much publicity now it's become a proper entry?
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