The h2g2 Poem
Created | Updated Oct 29, 2003

Obligatory
A million blades of grass nag to be mowed
Fifteen thousand nine hundred property records demand updating
Thirty six dusty corners pine for relief
Money mail restlessly whispers of reconciliation
The toilet cracks about its age
Something in the car whines
My ears ring
Amid this cacophony of existence
No wonder
Even having fun seems
Obligatory