h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*James and Joanna get their bearings and realise that the steps to their right lead down to the Charles Bridge to open and they might easiely be spotted*

Lets go this way.

*JB leads the way to the left up the hill towards the castle*

*Joanna follows, looking cool, calm and collected*

*Eventually the sound of sirens fade away, down below the tourists can be seen merrily crossing the Charles Bridge*

We're going to have get out of here before the police realise what's going on.

I agree... Suggestions, Mr Bond?

I don't know but for now we need to get down to the river.

*Bond leads the way down a steep seies of steps just behind a local bar*

*Joanna follows, confident that JB knows what hes doing...*
*Just hoping for somewhere to change her clothes soon*

*Along the side of the steps are market traders selling all types of wares JB grabs a *fake* leather jacket and some Levis off a clothes seller*

For me? Why thank you, Mr Bond...
Excuse me just a second...
*Dissapears into a rest room*

*as Joanna reappears...*

*They continue on down towards the river bank*

*suddenly, a gunshot is heard...*

*Ethan Hunt runs through the shot, JB and Joanna continue down to the bank of the river where a speed boat is waiting*

Jump in! This is the best way to escape the police, it'll take them some time to launch their launch.

Okay, Mr Bond, I hope you're a good sailor!

I should be after all I'm a Commander in the Royal Navy.

*JB revs the outboard motors and the boat skips out into the middle of the river*

*Joanna looks aft... can't see any police boat yet...*

*Unfortunatly she should have looked forward as a boat emerges from under the bridge*

*Joanna turns round and sees this boat, ducks down, and hopes JB will get them out of this mess...*

*JB swerves hard to port and avoids the boat, but realises it is not the police at the helm*

*looks out, can't see who it is due to all the flying spray... can only see a boat*

*Looking over to other boat, James notices a harpoon gun*

Quick take the wheel, I'll have to sort this out.

*Joanna takes the wheel, steering the through an improbable angle, leaving a lot of spray and a killer wake, winding up in a perfect shooting position*