A Conversation for Cow Patty Bingo

Spraypaint poisoning

Post 1

The Cow

We use a grid with sticks in the ground. Hi-tech I know, but it works. And we use a grid: ie a..b..c..d..e and 1..2..3..4..5
At a quid a square you get quite a lot of money with a 8x8 grid.
See cow..games or something for further information.

Spraypaint poisoning

Post 2

Blatherskite the Mugwump - Bandwidth Bandit

I've never heard of this sport with cows, but I have heard of a similar game involving a smaller gameboard and a chicken. Chickens being more fecally productive than cows, this allows for several games over the course of the night. It's also much easier to introduce a fresh chicken than to replace a spent cow.

Spraypaint poisoning

Post 3

The Cow

There's plenty of cows in Cheshire. However, the amount of -err- dung created is rather excessive.

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