The h2g2 Poem
Created | Updated Dec 7, 2006

The Post
I got up early to read my mail,
Wiping the sleep from my eyes.
'No! They can't mean that!' I bewail.
'Oh! Yes, they do!' I soon realise.
They want poems, stories and other stuff.
For they have slipped in an extra issue.
Is four days notice going to be enough?
I'm not crying. *sniff* Please pass another tissue!
It is a birthday, an anniversary for The Post!
A time to thank our Editors and the writing team.
Congratulations to our glorious host!
For you have every right to beam.
Please, charge your glasses
And drink a toast,
Before the day passes,
We wish...
'Happy 7th Anniversary to The Post!'
