Cable Car
Created | Updated Apr 27, 2002
The cable car is an invention which allows small groups of people to travel in a completely irrational and unnatural way up unfeasibly tall mountains which they shouldn't be up in the first place.
Put simply, it is a large box, suspended on a thick cable, which is used for climbing these mountains without walking. The cable car is driven by the pendulum force of another car which travels in the opposite direction.
Not to be used by those who suffer from vertigo, flatulence or Icarus Delusion Syndrome.