Those who seek offense rarely fail to take it.
Created | Updated Oct 4, 2006
People get peeved about the silliest things.
Morons who meander about their lives accomplishing little except being in the wrong place at the right time suddenly become efficiency experts when faced with a sales counter and a peon in a uniform. Now they know how long something should take and how long they should wait before it occurs.
They will take twenty minutes to walk through the rain at three o'clock in the morning to buy a packet of very cheap cigarettes and demand that I be willing to serve them and complete their transaction, which involves a voluminous amount of pennies, within ten seconds. It doesn't matter that I might be stocking the cooler or making coffee or cleaning the restroom. I must be at their command immediately. Them and 1200 more.... All night long, all night....
