h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I do not believe in horoscopes and was therefore mildly surprised when that Long-Range-Missile came rushing in. Since that day I keep a watchful eye at horoscopes, though still I have not found one which told me what to do with an experimental secret weapon that is standing in your lounge with one mysterious yellow light blinking. Of course, it´s a kind of help when running out of topics in a conversation ("See, with a Long-Range-Missile in your living room, you´re taking a different view of life..."), but, on the other hand, it´s yellow light turns red everytime I heat up some coffee in my kitchen´s microwave or choose MTVeurope on my TV.