A Conversation for Horoscopes


Post 1

The_Apple_Woman...being conscientious & objective

Looks to me like Zach Garland and some guy have got a lot to answer for.

Is this {{{""Tough luck for Aquarians today. A military funded long-range weapons project in Colorado is nearing the secondary test stage. They’ve chosen your coffee table to be the target for their new satellite guided missile. Don’t worry! You will survive and inevitably try to claim compensation from the US government, but of course, they know nothing. What’s more you will be questioned by MI5 and eventually charged with Conspiracy to Murder under the Terrorism Act (1984) for harbouring an unlicensed weapon of mass destruction in your lounge." }}} why all the Aquarians I meet have been acting strangely for the past 7 or 8 years?

Looks like the editor and author were both needing medical help at this point {{{""Dn’ont pianc. Seke mdiceal hlpeep sa oon sa ooo cnnmn."}}} Poor Capricorn!

I wonder how many unthinking Sagitarriuns have been affected by this..{{{"Someone will tell you to 'take a chill pill' today. Hurt them"}}} and how many people who were perhaps trying to tell a Sagitarriun something in his/her best interests have been hurt pretty badly?

smiley - erm

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