h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So, I guess if our dear and lovely editors are asking for "more information" about Star Wars, then they don't mind the spoilers. Eh?

First off...Darth Vader is Luke's father. It's true.

No way! Next you'll be saying Leia is Lukes sister or something ...

You're kidding! Then I suppose that Vader was once just a simple boy from Tatooine who was pursuaded to the Dark Side by a grumpy old soon-to-be-Emperor guy, eh? Soon, you'll be telling me that Luke and Leia were fighting in some "Rebellion" against the Emperor, or something!

I'm still too confused about this 'Annie' character.... I thought she had red hair and a dog!

Luke and Darth - father and son?
Luke and Leia - brother sister? Twins?!
Rebellion?

Next you're going to say Senator Palpatine is actually a Dark Jedi who is Darth Sidious the master of Darth Maul.
Then you're going to say Anakin falls into a lava pit and needs mechanical implants to survive.
After that you're going to say Queen Amidala is Luke and Leia's mother and so the wife of Anakin!
Just to top it off, you're going to say Anakin becomes the next Sith apprentise.

Is this a Sci-Fi movie or a puzzle?

How about...
Admiral Ozzel (Empire, ground attack on Hoth supervisor, dies chokingly) is none other than Mr. Bronson from Grange Hill. To cap it all, the waiter bloke from Eastenders with the grey 'tache who was also Johnny Briggs' dad in the series of the same name was the bloke that says to Peter Cushing (Moff Tarkin) "We've analysed their attack, sir, and there is a danger. Would you like me to prepare your shuttle?" in episode IV. Furthermore, the bloke who voices the Super Noodle adverts is the Voice Of Maul (Peter Serafinowicz). What else do you expect when a Jedi master is in fact Miss Piggy in disguise? I wouldn't be surprised if the bearded bloke in the Naboo fighter that gets blown to shit turned out to be Visual Effects Supervisor John Knoll.

It's a sci-fi -movie, but very complicated one.