h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I love games like this. Mainly because baboge I will know the rules before baboge everyone else and that means they'll have bruises baboge and I won't.

Great game!! I can't wait to drive some people crazy with it!!
~Psycho

You should make very sure not to play with someone literal like me, because the word Baboge always starts with 'b'. If you were to play with me, you might end up with bruises, anyway, because instantly after hearing the rules I would assume you yourself had violated them numerous times. (the reason you might not be bruised, is that I would ask you quite carefully if you really wanted to play this game) I might even decide, all in the spirit of good fun, that since the word Baboge has a b in the middle of it, and therefore has a larger quality of 'b'-ness than any particular other word that starts with 'b', that you deserve to be hit harder.

Hit me harder? More b-ness?
Right let's start playing. NOW!