A huge public garden where animals can quietly study the habits of human beings, albeit in unnatural surroundings. Small collections of humans are permitted entry to the zoo for exhibition and study. Fooled into thinking that they themselves are visiting the zoo in order to study the animals, people unwittingly pay good money to gain entry, which is then used to further the research and to buy in food for the researchers.

More successful studies show that visitors who have paid ten pounds to gain entry do not have much patience for small furry things that hide or throw excrement at them.