The h2g2 Poem
Created | Updated May 29, 2006
Where is Everybody?
Greetings, Unknown Hiker!
Do not despair;
We have a 501
Or a 502 to share.
There are many others like
'Cannot display this page' —
It is said so often that
Hootoo war may be waged!
Poor Elton and Belton,
They are in a hurry
To leave the wheel.
Have they been given curry?
Now we have a new one:
'Server too busy'.
Is Jimster feeding the
Ham(p)sters something fizzy?
I will promise this, my
Good friends on hootoo:
I'll keep clicking 'refresh'
Until I get back to you.