Welcome

Firstly if you are using a Digibox (UK Digital TV Telewest), click here for 'Plain Skin', which is much more Digibox Friendly, and helps stop the dreaded 'Out of Memory' message. Please remember to change your 'Preferences' to 'Plain Skin' as well after visiting the link.

ROLL UP...ROLL UP!!!!!!

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Smileys are your way of expressing emotions and actions on h2g2 like
, just click on any Smiley, or here Smiley to go to the Smiley Homepage, to see all the codes long and short.
Go on liven up your postings!

OK! listen up at the back there!!,this is about a technical as I'm going to get

We use two text 'forms' on h2g2 'Plain Text' (always used in the Conversation Forums) and GuideML This page is in GuideML, you will need to use GuideML if you want to put pictures on your page. Find out all about GuideML at the following pages A taste of GuideML and the GuideML-Clinic, to add pictures to you GuideML page check the.. GuideML-PictureLibrary.

H2G2 Clubs and Societies want you!

A seamingly endless list of Clubs and Societies ..... it is a long list, 'Hootoo' has a club for just about everything .........except 'ferret' racing I think .............s to check

Do you speak Webish?

You can find (should you need them), the h2g2 Glossary and Jargon by clicking the links.

Paper! Paper! Read All About It!!
Your hootoo newspaper

DONT PANIC!!!!!!!

Should you need help at anytime check out the Dont Panic Help Centre, Feedback, please remember the ACES and GURUS are here to help.

Last but not least, we do have a set of House Rules.

I hope you found these links useful, if you need any more help, want to ask a question or just a chat, post a message to me, and I'll reply as quick as I can