Lost Biros
Created | Updated Jan 28, 2002
This is going to be the place, where you can
- claim the loss of a biro and ask for help, or
- bring a biro that suddenly occurs to stay with you although it is not yours.
Welcome to the "Lost Biros Department" of the H2G2 Lost Property Office.
Philosophical View of Lost Biros
The Biro is an item of daily use that is most likely to be lost (look at the forum of this entry!). This happens mostly, because "BIROS DO NOT SERVE MANKIND WILLINGLY". Biros are often believed to leave earth heading to "THE PLANET BIRO".
Too many Biros?
If you are in the situation of having Pens, pens everywhere; but not a drop to write, then ask for ink or bring your surplus biros here. They are most probably not yours, anyway!