What happened to this illustrious Guide?
Created | Updated Mar 5, 2002
While I have been away, it seems that dangerous subversives are operating within the Guide to undermine its traditions. Where are the inestimably long lunch breaks? Why are people writing serious articles? I'm fine about informative ones, just make them mildly amusing too. I mean, what is the sense in writing a Guide if no-one wants to read the dratted thing? Boring dull articles about Pennsylvania are just that: dull and boring. So what do we learn? That this particular American is spectacularly dull, incredibly boring*, and has no *sex* life. I mean, this cat is interested in mushroom production, for the love of Zarquon. Ordinary, mundane, throw-sh*t-over-them-to-make-them-grow mushrooms, not ones that make your brain do backflips and sommersaults through five alternate dimensions. Ordinary, culinary mushrooms. Jeez.
*In some countries, boredom is a feared weapon. Take Belgium for example. I think this cat might be of Belgian decent.
I apolgise for the foul language used in this article. The word 'Belgium' should never be spoken or typed in polite company.
*In some countries, boredom is a feared weapon. Take Belgium for example. I think this cat might be of Belgian decent.
I apolgise for the foul language used in this article. The word 'Belgium' should never be spoken or typed in polite company.
