Listen up!
</incoming-transmission/>
sender: 25.09.85
Good morning ladies and gentlemen, this is Captain Block speaking.
First of all, thank you for boarding on SS KWAS, Spaceship Killing With A Shovel. Don't worry, nobody will be killed with a shovel... yet! All passengers (?) are aboard and we are soon ready to take off for planet Cube. In this situation soon would mean something from 42 seconds to sevenhundred and twelve years. Our fuel supplies are almost done and we are yet patiently waiting for more. All airlocks are locked and prepared for take off, no one should abandon the ship without captain's permission. Also illegal and stupid use of landing units is totally out of discussion. For further information contact the crew, Captain Block or even High Commander Cube at SS Cube. Our estimated time of arrival is 005.2.833.998.556.241.4 intergalactic time.
Have a ple... --- ourne... --- !
</transmission-interrupted-by-the-SPF/>
all communications shut up... shut down
*translation for earthlings:*
SPF = Square Police Forces (those evil b******s!)
intergalactic time = never mind...
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