ARCHANGELS
For those that are ALREADY Angels.
DO NOT APPLY FOR AN ANGEL OR FOR ANGELHOOD HERE!
Heaven. It's a pretty big place. And, as a new Saint, you're probably wondering... well, actually, you're probably wondering where the bar is, but that comes later.
Let's face it, when you are suddenly presented with a set of wings and your new title, and have a halo placed on your head, there's probably going to be some confusion over where to go and what to do. That's what this place is for - it's your very own page. Somewhere to work out what you're meant to do, to talk to the other new Saints, and get advice from the old ones.
The Big Guy
GOD is, of course, the boss. The big cheese. The man... yeah ok, I'll stop. He hangs around here, giving guidance (and very often alcohol- yes you're gonna love this guy...) to his Angels. You'll quite often see St Peter hanging around him as well (plus there's some rumour about a guy called Mad Gerald...). If you want to get in touch with him (and you're 100% sure he's not asleep) then Do Not Disturb (see below) is the place to go.
God is currently busy showing the goddess Xanthe around the Village de la Vavoom, so he may not be able to get in touch.
The Archangels are a group of Angels who do some of the grunt work for God (answering questions, taking care of new saints...). If you have any questions, they're probably the guys to ask.
Archangel Fashion Cat: Patron Saint of Indolent Students
Archangel Galaxy Babe: Patron Saint of Tantrums
Archangel Kes: Patron Saint of Lost Poets
Archangel Silly Willy: Patron Saint of Silly Names
Archangel Titania: Patron Saint of Mythical Creatures
Archangel Dragonfly: Patron Saint of Muses
Archangel Justin: Patron Saint of Paper Cuts
Archangel Marjin: Patron Saint of Lost Towels
Archangel Zax: Patron Saint of Alcoholic IndulgenceOn extended lunch
Archangel Tweetie: Patron Saint of Impossible Escapeson extended lunch
Archangel Dan: Patron Saint of WeekendismOn extended lunch
Archangel Bruce: Patron Saint of the Pixelly Challengedon extended lunch
Herald of Heaven
St Broelan
Your Fellow Angels
The Angels are among the biggest groups at h2g2, and still growing. Now that you've been added to the numbers, you might want to get to know some of them.
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| how? | Dec 14, 2001 |
| the Angels page | Mar 13, 2001 |
| Ask the Archangels! | Nov 28, 2000 |
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