Weird substance on Peregrin's desk
Created | Updated Jan 28, 2002
Recently I have found a strange pale mould-like substance crawling around my desk.
I've sent it off to Crater Labs, Inc. for chemical and biological analysis. If it turns out to be sentient and intelligent, then I'll adopt it as a pet. If it gives no signs of life, then I'll attack it with Jif and wipe it off the desk.
I have no idea where it came from. The only clue I have is that it glows at night.
Here are the samples for Crater Labs, Inc: