This is a Journal entry by The Grim Squeaker

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Post 1

The Grim Squeaker

SQUEAK!

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Post 2

Bluebottle

You're back! Wow! We missed you so much, especially Ormondroyd and I.


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Post 3

Ormondroyd

Yeah! Come down to the Forum & Firkin later and let us know what you've been up to! Your personal drinking thimble has already been dusted off in readiness! smiley - smiley


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Post 4

Bluebottle

And even, surprise of surprises, washed up!


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Post 5

Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years)

Though not with anything previously considered to be a cleaning product......


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Post 6

Bluebottle

That would be expecting too much from a group of semi-drunk researchers... But the thought's there.


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Post 7

Ormondroyd

If rats drink a lot, do they get completely human-arsed? smiley - bigeyes


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Post 8

The Grim Squeaker

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Post 9

Bluebottle

I see. So, how are you, my old friend?


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Post 10

The Grim Squeaker

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Good thanks - how are you and all your housemates?. I was meant to be down in your neck of the woods just before Christmas - but the cold snap meant that the Environmental Health chaps gave the local rats a reprieve.

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Post 11

Bluebottle

My housemates are fine, my old friend. I heard that you were dying in some foreign country? It's great to see that you're alive and well and living - we were worried!


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Post 12

Ormondroyd

Hear, hear! The words "alive" and "living" might not be entirely appropriate for you, Grim - but I'm glad to see that you're well! smiley - smiley


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Post 13

Bluebottle

Well, I'm glad to see that you are dead and well, then. smiley - winkeye


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Post 14

Ormondroyd

Oh, and Grim - we've just installed a tiny rope ladder for you at the Forum & Firkin so you can get up to the counter more easily.


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Post 15

Bluebottle

And we've taken all the nasty people's socks off, so you can hack at their legs easier.


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Post 16

The Grim Squeaker

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Post 17

Bluebottle

Well, we definately hope to see you at the latest forum:
http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=24306&thread=37104


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