h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Does it get any crazier? To believe that only seven days ago I experienced a most dreadful Thursday. Now,here I am again at the gates of this most dreadful day. What will happen this time...

A reminder that not all Thursdays are outright bad. You see, this coming Thursday there are no finals, although there could have been. So some of these types of days start out alright. Besides, this Thursday couldn't possibly be all that bad considering that X-mas is looming just around the corner, and that promises to be a "memorable" day. Just wear a raincoat and bring a shovel. ; )

Okay, okay, so not all Thursdays mean the end of the world, God, but at least one-seventh of all the evil in the world occures on this day of the week. Furthermore, I have realized that it is possible for other days to be just as bad. Have you seen the state of the modern Monday. Disaster!

So now you're harping on Mondays? What did the pure and innocent days of the week ever do to you? Why can't you just sit back and enjoy my creations and such and not worry about silly things like barriers in time. They're purely arbitrary anyway. If I decided that today was to be Phony-noses day instead of Tuesday, would you still be complaining? Whine, whine, whine . . . you silly humans are all the same!

Okay, okay. You are right again, YOUR SUPREME MAJESTICALNESS. Monadays are okay. Even Thursdays are okay. I admit that I overreacted in judging these two days any less valuable than the others.

When in fact the problem was with another day entirely...


DOWN WITH THE INFERNAL TUESDAY!!!