h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I streaked last friday at our homecoming football game. I'm famous in the district now. I didn't quite make the papers though. I bummin about that. I gotta think of somethong bigger to do before the year is out.

grow breasts out of your back and a bass guitar out of your left nazal passage, then, STREAK AGAIN!

sounds like an idea I should think about considering!

are you aware of just how many words which suggest uncertainty you used in that sentence? hmm? I WON'T STAND FOR IT!! the year's almost out and all you can do is Deliberate? PULL THOSE SOCKS OFF!! get out there and SHOW SOME BUTTOCK!

but the year has only just begun. I can see it now, a town, a land where everyone knows the shape and size of my down belows! I'm thinkin some cart wheels, some flips, and what not. The event is small, but the ideas are enormous! I'll be remembered.

argh, you got me....i just hope, for the good of the nation, you'll be wearing sequined pants and a midriff top with "i'm a wild pig!" scrawled across it in hot pink. think of your Nation man. your NATION