h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well i am getting married which is great, but i can't afford it which isn't so. However from people i have spoken to it doesn't seem that unusual a problem. At least i haven't had to ride a horse yet.
I thought i might offer up a couple of nuggets of useful knowledge, so here it is the first instalment of 'Munky Facts':
If you are in this area, might i just suggest that if you drink tall drinks leave out the ice. It's so far from any reasonable supply of fresh water that it can taste a bit funny, also boiling the water before making pasta removes the taste of stagnant swimming pool. Well just a bit of advice to those who have not tried snowboarding yet from one who has tried it once. No matter how many times you have played SSX or Amped, no matter how many hours you have practiced your skills, no matter even if you are coming down the centre of a half pipe with a kicker ramp at the bottom and a beautifully gleaming wooden ski lodge just begging to be grinded, just a simple 360 is really, honestly not.
So when i get out of traction i will write some more but till then git-r-done, keep it real or just have a nice day.
cheers