h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm going to spend the next 48 hours drunk...Yes it is C.R.S. fest time again so me and the uncarved block are heading to London to get well oiled as it were. Starting at Paddington Station and then around some of the finer watering holes of our nations fair capital, then if I make it home it's my home station of Halifax's Christmas bash so I will have no choice but to get very drunk yet again. If I don't make it home expect to see me asleep on a bench in Euston station when the H2G2 posse arrive at 12:30...it won't be a pretty sight so pray that I do make it home.
Also I would appreciate any gift ideas for Lorna as Christmas is fast approaching and I have no idea what to buy her. I am at a loss because I have spent so long single I have forgotten what lasses like for Christmas...I'm pretty certain though that a years subscription to Club and a crate of ale wouldn't go down well (by the way, you all now know what I'd like)