h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I am so tired, I have been rushed off my feet for the best part of a week and I am knackered.
Still it has been fun, went to my new girlfriends flat warming party on Friday night then out on the town with a few of the lads on Saturday night, to say I felt unwell on Sunday would have been an understatement.
Anyway, back to my new girlfriend. I just have to say she is fantastic. She is called Lorna, is 18 years old with brown eyes and blonde hair and is the most beutiful and intelligent woman I have met in a long long time.....how soppy am I been??? Actually don't answer that cos I don't care cos I am so happy
Also went to see the Blair Witch Project last night and can I just say I have neer seen such a pile of crap in my entire life, never have the film critics got it so wrong. Did the producers give them a huge bung or summat when they realised what a lemon they had made because that is the only way I can see that it got such good reviews. I read in one review that it has you thinking for days after and I can't disagree with it there...how did such a pile of excrement make $50 million dollars??? A complete and utter dissapointment for me I'm afraid. (apologies to anyone out there who actually likes this "film")