h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well the weekend in Blackpool was rther good though the blind date with Claire was less than perfect. I don't think there could have been a bigger reversal of intentions on both of our parts. Lets just say we didn't exactley hit it off. I also had a minor disagreement with the beach at 2 a.m. when I decided in my drunken state that it would be a good place to walk back to my hotel, or it would have been had it not been under a foot of water. It was at this point I decided to call it a night. Annoyed the hell out of Chris, who I was sharing a hotel room with by getting up at 7 a.m. to watch the Malaysian Grand Prix. What a shambles that turned out to be with both Ferrari drivers getting disqualified. If you ask me it has fix written all over it...
Also had to laugh this week when my profit related "Bonus" arrived in my pay packet this week. From the letters the company was sending us and the way big numbers were flying around I thought I would be fairly well off...Not a chance of it, our huge bonus came to the grand sum of £2.07, or approximateley 10 mins work. I mean really, what was the point????...

OH!! What a shame!Poor Shorty....you should choose your blind dates more carefully LOL
shazz

Hey, what can I say. We really liked the sound of each other till we met. Some things just aint ment to be...