h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I know, it really isn't that interesting to you, the visitor of this page, but thursday a little more than a week ago, I came down with the wickedest case of flu. It is still there and I am still victimised...
This is a smiley.
This is a smiley sneezing!
Now you've wound up with yet another piece of totally useless information!
People who have the flu like to make others feel miserable as well! *Snicker*
But just be happy that you don't have to be in the same room with me. My boyfriend does, pitty HIM!
Well, snot rules...
Unfortunately...

You've made me miserable. Are you happy now?

Hrmh... *snivel* ... *hrrrh* ... I dunno, if I am *sneeze * not really sure, if I am to be *cough-cough* quite honest about it.
Nothing seems to be quite fun these days, not even *sneeze * annoying other people.
Having a flu is just *snivel* plain miserable to be with...

But *snrf* thanks for your attempt at cheering me up!

*Snivel - sneeeze*

Hi there. I just wanted to *cough-cough* let you know that as of dis week*snrrfff*end, I've had another flu.

There! *achooo*

'Appy now?

It must be some kinda computer virus.

I'm on it again, coughing and sneezing, most of all barely capable of speaking. (Much to the lack of dismay of my pupils...)

You miserable now?

-KC