h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Lately I've had the displeasure of sharing the road with too many drivers trying too hard to get somewhere else too quickly. I always see them stressing out trying to get ahead. They could use some advice.

Invest in a good CD player, decent speakers, and some soothing CDs. A little John Lee Hooker, Pink Floyd, George Thorogood, Rush, and Lynard Skynard to name a few. Relax and listen to the music. It is possible to keep a sharp eye out and still relax.

If you try Pink Floyd you might want to avoid 'The Division Bell': the music's great for falling asleep. I personally find George Thorogood perfect for driving. Exciting enough to keep me awake, humorous enough to keep me interested, but laid back enough to keep my blood pressure down. The Wall is a bit too psychedelic unless you're stoned, in which case you shouldn't be driving anyway. I like the classic blues of Mr. Hooker, but after about half an hour I'm ready for Megadeth or Tool - both of which are somewhat harsher than necessary for driving. I've been listening to a lot of KMFDM lately, very interesting music, but not fit for behind the wheel because of the 'ultra heavy beat'. It just sounds really cool in my RX-7.

Kick back a bit but don't fall asleep or lose attention. Quit trying to pass every car in front of you. If you want to compete, go to the go-kart track. This is driving, just get there in one piece.