h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The cow then had a bath with soap and everything that was strange because cows can’t actually hold soap due to their hoofs. Any way my brother jumped on Dougall (you know the dog off magic roundabout) and flew to the moon. When they finally landed after a long journey of approximately 20 minuets and that includes a cup of tea on the space platform Thunder Bird 5. There was no doubt that they were in trouble as they had run out of rich tea biscuits. I have an idea they said we will be ok for a wile because Dougall is a big dog. Running around the moon fast makes you dizzy. On the way back they used what was left of Dougall’s coat and bones and made a parachute. As they floated back down to earth a gust of wind blew them into a pie not a normal pie though it was made from squirrel faeces and tasted revolting. After defeating Bruce Leeroy all the land was joyful as in this film Bruce Leeroy was a tyrant who prayed for rain. This was no ordinary rain it was that sort that when your out in it you don’t feel to wet but, as soon a you’re indoors your drenched. So now you see how evil he was.