h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So I'm going to do something against my better judgement.
(So who is the mythical magic man you have seen above you if you have clicked on my pic.s..)
Prince of Ireland & Scot's/Scottland/Scotland.

Short from making, directing, starring, writting, producing in/for film's/flick's/movie's, & video game's. Lot's & lot's of school!
I, would be an FA-MD/Genetist, MD, N.C.I.S., IC Officer/I.C./I.C.O., & computer manager/management retrained & recert.'d-ed again.

Language's: Yes, just a couple, 13, thirteen in fact/fact's, I would speak 13, thirteen.

Location: Somewhere on scene, working, next to the big hotel.

Some of my last stuff: Deftones/Defton's album's: 3:
1: The deftones,
2: Back to school mini maggit,
3: The limited edition (White Pony).
I would be all the guy's/"player's"/people in the band.
*That's why the album's came-out when they did.
*Fact I've never signed any contract's for the stuff I've done/did/will ever do. In the entertainment Biz.*
*The video's: 1 done across the street & Powell's electrical co. /Minerva & the other at one of my old job's in Waterford, CT/Conneticut.

Other stuff: Alot. Just alot,. I had to stop counting because everytime I was done I had another one to count. But it's alot.

Have I written any book's?
Book's: Me, Michael Crieton, (Congo which, I did a movie for as well.) & Nathanial Hawthorne/ Nathanial K. Hawthorne, which is like/over 522, five-hundred & twenty-two book's.

*Dark-side of net of course. Which I just finished, pretty-much.

Stock market at age 18, eighteen. Which it was rumored to be 17, seventeen, & nineteen, 19, but, in fact it was @ 18, eighteen year's of being age. In couple different heading's &
topic-header's/header's. VanKamp/ VanKampen.

*Where did I get my degree's/title's/certification's from?
School/ on behave of U.S.N. United States Navy,
On job/(volunteer) training, Fire dept.(s),
Computer class's: A lot of computer classe's,
& general, public, book's, summer class's/summer school's, & Military background school's.

*Did go to public school's, even thou you wouldn't have seen me very much.

For computer's: I just have/(had this talent/gift as a kid). Still have it too.
**Then I took course's on behave of U.S.N./United States Navy, Department of Defense (U.S.), & the U.N./United Nation's.
(U.N. program; where, I also got some adward's/cert.'s for science, language/language Art's, & two more three more degree's/certification's.
-Took home top 1 for Language/language Art's in nationals.
**Side note: Some program for U.N./on behave of U.N., that was run here in States year's ago. One of many, over ten.

Nickname's: Alot of them. Michael work's & Dominick which mean's something else in another language which is act-shoe-lly my second middle name, which is my first second middle name. Also Matttthew (with four T's) & Daemone.
:: Matttthew Daemone, don't remember where I got Matttthew from & Daemone is/ should be an O.V.esly.
:: Dominick should be an O.V.esly,
:: Michael, because
1: I never said too much as a kid,
2: because of the pen,
3: & because of the Dog that took a chunk out of face.
(Someone asked; & here in 2004 it has final come-out!)
*Sheep-dog on the right-side of my face. Part of my eye brow: gashed, a gash above my nose, & a gash under my eye.
(It was when I was kid before, The Crow1 / The Crow one/1.
Height: 5'11, flat.
Weight: Pretty big, the scale lie's.
Age: In 2004,;. Twenty-two, 22.

%Scar's: Yes, alot's
(They don't have these on file now so this should be fun.)
1%:Right leg: Front, front of right leg; A utility sign in the snow.,
2%:Lower back: Lower back of spine: Stabbed twice; an 8th, of a inch on each side of my spine; by Some guy on drug's.,
3:%Right leg: Back, back of right leg: Link's/chain from bike twice; two different time's in/on the same day.,
4+:%:: Some more dog bite's.,
5:%Left foot: nail, when I was a kid.
6:%Right foot: nail, when I was a kid.
**Never step on board's with nail's in them.
7:%upperback: General removal of scar on back.
8:%Broken knuck's: Many time's from practice & punching people in face (not my fault).
9:%upper right back & (right-side of lower chest, which can't really be seen but, it's there, Somewhere): From really good crash. Now my shoulder is dis-located permittly. Make's a really cool cracking sound, but it work's thou.
10:%Scar: From home-made tat which is @/on my right-hip. it went/gone bad, now just a cool looking scar.
11:%Three scar's on the back of head: More bike crash's & the see-saw when I was a kid.
(Never sit under the/a see-saw even, while it's not swinging).
^% I think that's all.

I, was right that was fun!

Birth name: first name; Jason, Json,.
Which, I didn't want to change it much for/because of my family background.
It was like a double negitive when I was kid like military:

Last name: James not like Bond, James Bond.
& First name Hey or/& J, &/or J-(a). Kind of like a triple negitive. Plus, I didn't like the attitude behinded why that would be first name.

%So I changed my first to Alexander. Kinda corny but, it was the closest I could I find. Beside's A'hole.

Beaten-up?: Yes, many of time's won more then I lost. But, I've gotten hit a couple of time's pretty good. In the really world & not home. You can't count home, not fair. Still not fair to me either, wait a double negitive.

Alcohol: yes, please!
Not a social drinker & don't really drink to much. (need a beer). Guiness mostly (when I do drink), savoryJames (char'd),

Also
new wine: man-i-chev'ite's, (man-i-chev'ite's, is two to three year wine/wine's (in bottle's!)) Definitly not all I do drink! But some, sometime's. Less then 2 a year to date (to 2004) ;to keep date/record for. Now
Other alcohol: yes, in fact when I don't want Guiness, mostly Hennessy, Yukon-Jack, E&J.

Drug's: No/NO,N.O.! Don't do drug's/I don't drug's. Not, unless I'm really sick. Does that count?

Time's I've been to hospital:
Once that count's for my general removal of a scar on my back.
And Once more when I was a kid, for my disease Jaundis
(NO you can't make it up!)
Which, it's been said that it, the hospital, was the hospital @ Area51 or the hospital at the C.I.A. building?, or the hospital at the Pentogone? Or it, could have been the hospital in CT/Connecticut.

%* No, I'm not an alien but, have the nickname the Alien from Area51.
I even learned to play golf! I don't play golf but, got a billboard in CT/Connecticut, playing golf. The Lord only know's!
I have a wicked left-turn slice, thou.

***%: Worst case of Jaundis, but not a problem/still not a trouble/problem.
Not injected either, I just happen to be the luck one in the family who got the disease/gene.
Other stuff about it: Highly & very rare.
Only problem, you may hear about it is because of the supposed baby boomer's/supposed baby boomer's thing (two separate),
(I heard of both of them) from the 50's or 40's.
Which to-date in 2004 is STILL very rare, (Jaundis).

Side note: *Plus, so,:;., Doctor's, which is supposed, use the term Jaundis because of the yellowishness of the skin because of/on the womb/matrix treatment. Which, it's not called Jaundis. It's called prenertaely birth treatment.
Or better word for it prenertaely condition/ The prenertaely condition. Using condition as treatment/to replace treatment. It's just like the term; Natural birth or prenatural birth.

Trust me,! You don't want this,(Jaundis/The Jaundis disease)
& also never believe a pathologist. SUPPOSED PATHOLOGIST!
I'm the only known one of/on/in the planet.
(Believe me: I checked!) & You can trust me when I say/write, you/ right to you that you don't want this (Jaundis/The Jaundis disease).

*Injection of the disease would not work. Plus that's/would be very, very, very stuipted Anyway.
******If I have to say/write to you one more... You can't make it up. one more time! I'll have to, well; We'll think of something.


P.O.S., P.O.I., S.O.I./I.S.
S.O.I.= Son of Ireland, Ireland's Son.


Other stuff2: I'm dead! Someone said I was dead/ rumored to be died but, if you look at the pic.s you would see I was James before Brandon. Which James is my name first or last I can't remember anymore....Last name first name Alex Like in that James Bond. & For you still NO, never, never again! Alex from the Grid yes, new limited series on Tnt, Monday's in this year 2004.
*BladeIII, Three should be coming-out 2005. maybe in June.
One of my last piece of work.*

My favorite film's/flick's/movie's that I worked on:
The Alien's movie's
Alien's1979 (was made in 1989-1990) & was called Alien's1979,
Alien'sII (Number two, (2)),
Alien'sIII (Number three, (3)),
& Alien'sIIII (Number four, (4). (There is no Alien's5, That I would know of Mr. Bond.)
& The warlock movie's.
* I'm sure there is more of my favorite's.

*Since I'm already dead, All of this shouldn't matter. BrandonLee
You would happen to notice that on your visor. I'm not in jail.
Must have paid my tax's.
Have you paided you tax's lately?

My really last name would be James as in J.A.M.E.S , spelled backword's S.E.M.A.J.. Or in my case my whole name sometimes/ also part of name. But, truth be told my really last name is James/ J.A.M.E.S.. Look I was famous before I was borne!
Famous & money as in the notedollar's isn't the same thing.

As for I did it for the glory, I did it for.
Wait, Jason & Freddy. What was the rest of my line. & Myer's.
Hummmmmmm. Some of my first stuff. One's of many.

Peace. Elvis, never did no drug's.
Let me finish this for you. Shake's, dam you shake's!
it's the & scored the touch down guy..... .