h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

today is a special day . about an hour ago i took my first antihistamine pill for the year. despite the cup of strong black tea afterwards, i feel somewhat . with a little more optimistic attitude i could propably mistake the feeling for enlightenment. however, i dropped my special protobulgarian meditaion last year, so... , no reasons to be .

don't get me wrong! i don't blame the grass, the trees or any green-leafy thing that lives. besides, i love salad. but sometimes, when you're not able to breathe, it's not that pleasant, even though i have been trained for years, unlike some rookies : U1587918 here. it is really nerve-racking, when one's trying to play basketball (or whatever one plays normally) with a quarter of a lung .

let's chant for a dry and hot summer (the sooner, the better) . 35 degrees Celsius at least!

Who are you calling rooky? Hmmm?
I'd like to see you playing basketball (or even simply walking) while drawning in your own slime

And.. WHAT kind of meditation???

Protobulgarian. Special kind of meditation involving humming (or omming, if you prefer) in a 25/16 meter.

ps. By the way - it's rookie, not rooky

Oooomm... Oooommm....

25/16 m what?

Ooommm, oooommm...

Did you invent it yourself? Protobulgarian uuummming?

And who the **** do you think you are correcting my spelling?

25/16 meter. it's a special kind of leg-breaking rhythm. Chuckling.

it's me, the SPELLING CORRECTOR! muahahahaha!



P.S. invented? NOOO! i just vent it. kekeke.