h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

GREEBO!!!!!!!!



How many peas make up a spoonful? Hmmm. I think Titania #4 has the right idea but I'm going to say 2. "uP a sPoonful".

Hi there Coely ~huggle~

To be honest me is rather unsure how many there are as me has terrible trouble counting... because me has no fingers and toes...

~sad smile~

Greebs..xx

You could count on your claws, couldn't you?



*drops to stop Greebo from running after her*

~TING~

~Greebo unsheaths her titanium tipped claws~

Me really shouldn't use these for anything they are very dangerous you know...

~Greebo snares a doughnut on each claw and eats them one after the other...~

Yummy Scrummy in my tummy!!!

~Greebo executes a running leap... flying through the air with the greatest of ease... spins once... rolls once... sheaths her titanium tipped claws and lands with consumate skill on Titania's head~

Greebs..xx

Ooof!

*stumbles, tumbles and lands in a heap, with Greebo still on top of her head*

~Greebo grabs both of Titania's ears and begins to bounce...~

Isn't this such fun... me bets no one thought to do this to you whilst me was gone... ~grin~

Greebs...xxx

*desperately tries to think of a distraction*

Look! *-->points at Whisky*

I think I saw him hiding a bag of s under his coat!

Psst, Titania - try this...

*passes over and a copy of *

shazz

It's not true - that suspicious bulge is not a sack full of donuts under my coat - it's just that I've been eating a little to much recently... To many sweet things, like

So the doughnuts are deeper inside?

Did I just hear Whisky saying that his bulge is filled with doughnuts?

How deep will me have to delve me wonders...

~Greebo jumps off Titania's head and advances on Whisky~

Me will need a pair of rubber gloves me thinks... the long ones that go to the shoulder...

Greebs..xx

Welcome back Greebo. In my professional life I actually do use those gloves that go up to the shoulder if you need some. They come in nice thin plastic now unless you really do like the rubber ones............

Thank you Loosehead ~grin~

It really does entirely depend on what Whisky prefers...

Greebs..xx

Actually, I'd prefer to keep hold of the donuts...

Is that an option?

Doubtful

Very doubtful... ~grin~

Greebs..xx

Yikes...

Erm... Anyone around here sell life insurance?

Or failing that, anyone got any doughnuts I could distract Greebo with whilst I beat a hasty retreat?

As if anyting could distract me from my pursuit of you my good and dear friend Whisky... ~grin~

~Greebo glances at the floor...~

Oh look !!!!

~Greebo starts to chase a shadow that is making its dark way across the conversation floor~

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... this is fun... come join me people...

Greebs..xx

*sidles in*

Hey gang or lor, Nice to see my smilie being used again

Nice to see Greebo, Shazz and the rest too. Standards have certainly dropped in h2g2. We need more that will sort it.