h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"On His Majesty's Secret Service: The Logic Of 006"
Bi Lord Valkyrie Author Ond Living Literature
2004:All Rights Reserved:Copyrights Pending
MEN NOT GODS Music Group Books, USA - UK
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28th June 2004 In The Era Of Our Lord Christ Jesus

The Year Was 667 Ond "The Miasma Of Life" As I Recall It Was Indeed Translated Bi My Dear Friend Ond Former Love St. Thomas Aquinas Who Is Still A Fine Theologian Ond Philosopher In This The 21st Century As He Was In The Year 1274 Of His Death.

There Is Nothing That Can Assuage Me Because It Was Indeed I Myself Lord Valkyrie - 006 Who Out Witted The Beast Herself In The Year 1225 So As To Be Sure That Saint Aquinas Might Finish His Sworn Divine Tasks Within His Mortal Lifetime.

She Was Cruel Ond She Was Crafty The Beast Was As She Was In The Year 666 So She Proved Her Power Ond Reach Into The Year 1274 Where I Drunk On Aquavit Dived Into The Aquifer To Escape The Men From The Pub Who Overheard Me Declare My Longstanding Love For Aquinas Ond Insisted That I Reveal To Them Whether This Love Was Unrequieted Or Made Flesh.

I Did Asseverate Even In Astral Form Assiduous I Thought I Was In My Ascetic Manner While Living As An Italian Yet Here I Failed Ond The Beast Filled Their Minds With Rage Ond Lust Ond Power.

Ond My Self Professed Love For This One Future Saint Nearly Destroyed All Men Not Gods Once. Here In The 21st Century I Now Swear To You All. Had She, The Beast, Prevailed In Destroying Aquinas The Future You All Do So Enjoy Now Would Indeed Have Fallen. Ergo, If I Fail This Mortal Timeline The Future Would Fall For Immortals.

Truly,

Lord "Valkyrie" The 1st

A Servant Of God
Known To The Holy See
Loyal To The Crown Of The Church Of England