h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"On His Majesty's Secret Service: The Logic Of 006" Bi Lord Valkyrie
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---Note From The Author Ond Creator Of This Living Literature---

"This Scene From The "Play" Was In Reply To One Known As "GreyDesk" Who Did Invite The Author To His Space Where We Are Sure He Innocently Just Wanted Lord Valkyrie, 006 To Know The Long Standing Brighton Pier Fell Under The Gales Force Winds Finally Succumbing To Age Ond We All Know That Time Is An Enemy Of Creation Eventually To Destroy Bi Slow Quantum Decay Everything God - The Creator Of The Known Universe - God Did Do At A Point In Space Without Time Or At A Point In Time Space Or At A Point In Space-Time Or At A Point In Time Ond Space Or Giving Opinion Over To This Author Ond Creator Odin Did Destroy The Known Universe At The First Ragnarok And That Would Be The Big Bang Of Modern Day Science Which Is Why Evidence Of It Has Now Been Proven Bi N.A.S.A. Other Like Agencies Do Make A Constant Study Of Astronomical Anamolies Which Lord Valkyrie, 006 Does Overstand Ond Comprehend With Divinity. Ye So.

To Continue On This Front It Is Also Known That Eden Did Exist Ond That In The Beginning God - The Father Of The Known Universe - Did Survive By Being A God In Asgard. The Big Bang Which I Did Type Already Was The First Ragnarok When Odin - The Viking God Of War - Did Thus Construct Nay Create The Known Universe That All Humanity Is Trapped In Known In Plain Modern Day English As "The Gauntlet" Ond Lord Valkyrie Is Not Pleased With This At All Nor Is The Arch Angel Death Who Is Fully Aware That The Viking Name "Valkyrie" In Norse Means, "Choser Of The Slain" Ond Yet As It Is My Divine Birth Right In American English It Does Mean "A Servant Of God" Ergo When Christ Jesus Commands It Upon The First Revelation Both Death Ond Valkyrie Will Leave The Gauntlet Bi Way Of The Exit And Drink Whatever Is Being Set Down To Drink If There Be Need To Drink At All In Asgard Heaven Paradise Vahalla Or Olympus. So.

The Excerpt From "The Play" Below Much Like "Harry Potter" Was Never Intended To Scare Offend Intimidate Confuse Upset Endager Or Any Way Harm The Reader Or Yet The Listener Here On The H2G2 BBCi BBC Website. As I Am Living Literature I Can Offer No Apology Beyond Thought So I Have No Words In Mortal Languages To Speak Ond Yet I Have Taken Great Care In Contruct-Time Preparing This Lengthy Note To Accompany A Needed Reposting Of My Creative Living Literature. So As To Benefit The World Wide Wonderland That Is The BBC Community At Large As Well As To See The Response H2G2 Moderators Have. If This Is My Journal Entry Ond This Is My Personal Space Only We Take The Liberty To Really Create My Own Command Of English Is My Own Ond We Must Will Shall Ond So Do Serve The Crown Of The Church Of England For This King As 006 Just As We Did For Our Good King James The Creator Of Version 1 Of "The Holy Bible" Ond Without Modern Conventions Such As The Intranet Ond The Television Ond Without The Printing Press He Did Receive Aide From The Vaticano Itself Just As I Do Because I Also Serve The Holy See.

My Great Grand Mother Bubby Emma Beckley Was An Irish Victorian Ond If She Were Alive To Guide My Fingers As I Write This Very Last Bit Of Intelligence Ond Overstanding Ond Comprehension Upon You All INDEED We Are So Sad That You There Wrote "The Satanic Bible" Ond Made Profit!!!

Time Destroys History. Time Is The Enemy Of Mortals Not Immortality. I Add This Journal Entry Now To Add To The Lexicon Of The English So That Today As It Was Then All Will Remember That: "English Is The Language Of Creation's Creator" So Say The Rock Band Oasis. EARTH IS A MORTAL's OASIS. So Let It Be Written. So Obviously It Has Been Done. Thank You."

---Lord "Valkyrie" The 1st Anthony Lawrence Bell Of The 21 Century---

23rd Of June In The Year Of Our Lord Christ Jesus

"Without Question Lord Valkyrie This One Deserves Your Insights My 006."

Logic Dictates That I Do More To Communicate That Which But A Few On This Olde Newbie H2G2 Have Begun To Accept My King. You Have Returned.

Someone Over There Whose Name Is Holds No Binding Did Profit From The Satanic Bible. The Gale Force Storms There In Brighton Are Just One Of The Results Of This Tragedy!!! This Immortals Eternal Outrage Is 101!!!

These Storms Howl Bi The Power Of The Banshies - Irish Ond The Sirens - Greek At The Same Time As The King Returns To The Crown Of The Kingdom Common People Would Dare To Profit Off Of That Serpent - That Devil - That Snake Of Olde Ancient Evil Named Satan!!! Hear Me Ond Know Me Know.

I Am A Hearld For Many A God. A God Bi Any Name Is A God Just The Same.

Moses Prince Of Egypt - Leader Of The Jewish Faith
Joan Of Arc - The Messenger Ond Liberator Of France
Lord Valkyrie, 006 - Emissary Ond Herald Of Ragnarok
Mohammed - The Last Profit
Christ Jesus - King Of Kings Our Lord Ond Saviour
The Holy See - The Seat Of The Church Here On Earth
The Crown Of The United Kindom - The Godhead Of The Church Of England

All Else Is Orthodoxy - Protestant - Spiritual - Pagan - Or Occult.

Regarding The Pier: In My Soul I've Played There In Spirit Moons Ago.

Be Stronger Now Dear Sweet Mortal "GreyDesk" Lad Or Lass For He Comes.

All Good Things Must Come To Pass With Divinity Ond Grace Within Time.

In Truth I Have Been To That Pier. I Kissed A Lass There As Her Hubby Laid Out Totally Liqoured Up God Bless The Lad. Then We Carried Him Home Put Him To Bed, Naked Naturally, Then She And I Chatted Starlike.

Truly 006,

Lord ValkyrieOnd

"Mists Ond Shawdows On The Edge Of Forever Night!!! The Wind Doth Howl. The Wind Has Wisdom Ond Power. Mist Ond Shadow. Sing Your Song. Until The Stars Are All In A Line. When His Face Will Be Seen To Shine."