h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

February 24, 2006

Lord Valkyrie Here.

My Chicago Rock Opera Band, Men Not Gods, And I Are Now In The Beginning Stages Of Planning The Rehearsal, Recording And Release Of Our First Full Length Long Play CD Titled, "Erogenous Adonis" Which Is Due This September 16th 2006.

We Are Planning Quite The Record Release Party On That Date Which Will Double A My 35th Birthday Party To Be Held We Hope At The Park West In Chicago With 900 Of Our Dearest Friends In Attendance.

From This Date Forward I Intend To Update You On The Progess Of My Band Men Not Gods From My Bringing The Core Membership Of The Band From 35 To A Mere Handfull Including Two Guitars, Bass And Drums With Myself, Valkyrie, On The Vocals.

As The Singer-Songwriter Composer And Arranger If Falls To Me To Pull Together A Group That Will Be Able To Stand The Test Of Not Only Fame But Also The Amount Of Time We Will Be Together In Rehearsal, On Stage And Finally On Tour. These Journals Will Act As A Method For Me To Share What I Am Going Through As An Above Average Thinker Planning An Above Average Show While Living Quite An Average Existence Here In Chicago. If The Lord Our God Is With Us Then Men Not Gods Will Emerge Onto The Public Scene On Both Sides Of The Pond This September 16th.

"Erogenous Adonis" Is Chapter Eight In A Thirteen Chapter Two Hundred Song Movement Rock Opera. I Wrote This Album In 2001 While Living In New York City. I Finished The Last Songs Just Days Before The Attack On New York City Some Five Years Ago. With 911 In Mind I Have Decided To Take "Erogenous Adonis" To My Band Men Not Gods Here In Chicago So That They Can Put The Full Treatment Onto This Peice. I Am Confident And I Am Excited That The 17 Tracks On "Erogenous Adonis" Are Timely And That They Speak Of A Message That God Himself Gave To This Valkyrie As A Wrote This Album.

Although Full Of Sexy Content Fully 11 Songs On "Erogenous Adonis" Are About God. You, The Audience, Can Expect More Than Just A Competent Performance From Your Lord Valkyrie At Showtime. My 35 Years Of Life Experience Shows In My Live Performaces. I Have Been In The Recording Industry For 12 Years. My Smooth Copper Tone Skin. My Six Foot Frame. My Baritone Voice With Operatic Delivery. My Model Quality Looks. All Of These Will Merge With The Music To Transport The Viewer Into The Show Itself. You Will Be Bathed In The Truth That Is Men Not Gods.

That Is All For Now. Lord Valkyrie Has Returned. Better Off You Are.

Truly,

Lord "Valkyrie" The 1st
Frontman For Men Not Gods
The Chicago Rock Opera Band