h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Isn't it a hard life? I mean,everyone says it is and i happen to agree with them, seen as though I kind of met an old school bully(girl by the way......I always was weedy)she was standing in the way of a door that I, just by coincidence wanted to walk through, of course i expected her to get on at me but, ynow, it's always slightly different from what you expect, anyway, she just stood there and I pushed past, she made a comment like "oh look, you nearly knocked me out"(very sarcastically)so i just smiled and carried on. It just amazes me how ignorant and self absorbed someone can be, even after two years,it's even making me late to lessons because i wanted to write it down here.