h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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It's like this every morning...

Just me...

On my lonesome...

Until the sun finally decides to rise in other countries.

And I stood on my 's tail last night...

I didn't mean too, but that's what happens when she insists on standing right behind me and I'm stepping backwards.

So she was cross with me the rest of the night and didn't come curl up next to me on my bed either.

So I was really lonely last night too.

And I had insomnia too, so I sat in the bath and read an ENTIRE magazine from cover to cover.

Then I got into bed and switched my light off and pretended to sleep for a while, but got bored, so I got up and went looking to make up with my again.

Dragged her from the lounge sofa back to my room, where she finally settled down.

Still was nowhere near sleep, so I decided to carry on writing a bit since it's high time I got that story finished, and started arguing with my again when she thought it would be fun to hit the back of the pen hard everytime it moved.

Gave up on that at 3am and decided that I had really better get some sleep since I had to be at work an hour earlier today for a breakfast function (which I was not even attending - I had been organising the thing ), so I switched my light off and...



HEY PRESTO!

I slept.

I also overslept.

And got to work later than I should have.

With enough time before the function though, only I was supposed to have been here before my boss.

And I wasn't.

But since I was the only one in the office then too, it was lonely too.

So that makes last night, this morning, and now.

Where is everybody???

Im here Laudy....

I'm also here Lauda

See, you arent so alone

perharps she just thinks she's to good for us

*giggles*
Im sure thats not the case honey

Ahhh...good morning then!
Good to see someone's here...

Laudy!!
*pounce*

How are you?

lauda!!!!! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!

lauda lauda lauda lauda lauda lauda lauda wwwweeeeeeeee

don't worry I'm not starting to dance

but I might twirl my chair around

Ok - chair twirling is allowed...

wohuuuuuuuu

*twirls around on his chair*

*Raises an eyebrow*

Have fun kids - the jumping castle's over there...*points*

hey I'm not a kid

I was thinking along those lines too...

You don't have to be a kid to act like one!

*runs and leaps onto the jumping castle*

WWwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!

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