h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

indeed they are.

*puts on his fairy wings and twirls around the place for a bit*

I like them as long as they don't flutter anywhere near my face.

Although Raven looks very cute


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Awwww... thank you hunny

No Raven I'm not afraid of fairies, I was trying to make the point that butterflies and moths are probably the worlds most innoffensive creatures.

I have a friend who is petrified of butterflies because when he was much younger, like about 6, one sat on his hand and bit him...

Maybe that's how butterflies show affection

Well people do that sometimes

Ummm I don't know if I should point this out but butterflies can't bite

But they will feast on carrion if it's available to them - they like it better than flowers!

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But stuff as to be runny as they only have straws for mouths

Apparently they eat rotten banana too...*shudders*

that's why you don't hear of butterflies having cardio vascular disease

Ummm... I think I'll pass on the rotten banana anyway...

i don't like bananas

I like them in pancakes with ice cream and covered in caramel syrup...

Oh, but they're divine!

im sure...*edges away*

*starts flipping pancakes*