h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Sorry, here let me take my hand off your throat, that might help.

Here's a little something for both of you then

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m274/Reefgirl3/Blade/Blade20.jpg

Hmm, evil blonde look really working for me there. Thankyou!

Evil evil blonde!!!

Knew you'd love that.

Glad you like it, I've got more but if I post them I'll be banned for life

Not even a glimpse of the big'un??

Big what lil??

The one with the biggest appendage any man could carry..

Oh you mean this one http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m274/Reefgirl3/Stargate/Runner2-2.jpg

I'll not deny it's big but you'd have to put a bag over his face!

That's the one..

Okay you filthy lot calm down.. you didn't expect Reefgirl to risk her hootoo membership did you??

Only if it's really worth it! Those French rugby players spring to mind.

Oh My!! Let's say no more

eloisa, you have no taste whatsoever, big weapon or not.

lil - It's not my fault the rules are tighter than a gnats chuff (to quote old man Steptoe) I've posted a lot worse on a PG rated American site and have never had a posting yiksed or a slapped wrist by the Mods yet. Oh and BTW a new piece of fiction is being written as we speak

*cough**cough*

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