h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ok, my sis calls me and tells me something is wrong, so I get up to head over to her place...

Then she calls and tells me she's coming over to me...

Turns out she was mugged last night. Nothing violent - they just said to her they wanted her money and she stood there and handed over her whole .

Then she forced me to go out drinking with her.

So I only got home at some obscene time this morning.

And woke up with one hell of a and a desperate need for .

And on my way to the kitchen, I saw a note on the floor saying "The coffee maker is broken".

And I threw a tantrum.

Just yesterday I found a note on the floor saying "The jaccuzzi is broken".

Now this is MY jaccuzzi and MY coffee maker and it is not ME that is breaking them!

So I stormed into Sera's room and dragged Jason (her bf) out of bed and demanded to know when the hell he was going to pay for all my stuff that he'd broken and then I yelled at him more about never touching anything of mine again, and then I got yelled at by Sera who suddenly realised her boyfriend was standing there desperately trying to cover his winky, and then got yelled at and called names by Jason who was petrified I'd jump on him, so then I yelled at him more and then all three of us were standing yelling at each other and then Sera stormed out, and then Jason slapped me... He SLAPPED me!!! I mean, hello! I'M the gay guy! So I kicked him in his nuts.

Anyway, Sera has miraculously managed to clear all her sh*t out of the house in one morning, so I now no longer have a roomy...
And I need one if I'm going to pay the rent next month...
That opens up a whole new can of worms...*sigh*

Sometimes stuff simply has to be aired. And often it'll get ugly. But from the sounds of it, you were being a bit taken for a chump anyway. So in all, it's likely for the best. In my opinion.

Have you any mates that are looking for a place? Or maybe near a university or college? I understand those kinds of facilities always have someone looking for accomodations.

And such as it is, accept an offer of some mighty strong across the miles and wires, friend.

Wow, that's a lot of stuff to happen in one night. I'm assuming Sera isn't your sister then, otherwise I'm confused.
Slapping you say, nice and manly of him.

Good luck with the rent though. Hope that works out for you.

well if she is gonna cost you money in stuff her boyfriend breaks maybe it's just as well

No Sera's not my sis - That's Danika.
Sera 'was' my housemate.

And it's such a nice house too!!!!!!!
Oh bugger. Rent is due in three days.

But thanks to all ofr the coffee!

Sera and I used to get on really well until she met Jason.

well I have to say Jason sounds like a pig, what does she see in him?

I dunno...
I don't see anything.

what even this?

*waves his hand in front of your face*

*does a scarey little jig ... just to test vision *

ooohhhhh look two Ravens


'Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
`'Tis some visitor,' I muttered, `tapping at my chamber door -
Only this, and nothing more.'

*heard in stereo, of course*

Busy in here then?

After being attacked myself, I can certainly feel for your sister.

Give her oodles of cuddles and lots of kisses.

I wanted to, but all she wanted was a !
She's like that...

I'm sure she appreciated you being there

Apparently, I am most amusing when I get drunk, so that was how she decided to cheer herself up...
I feel so used!!!!!!!!

Everyone deals with traumas in their own ways. All any of us can do is try to be and offer what they need at the time. Friend, you've done that.

I'd love to stick around and visit for awhile today, but I have a load of Real-Life stuff going on. So I'll just leave ya a and for now.

*giggles*

What do you do when you are drunk?

*very curious*