h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I have determined over the last few years that humanity as a whole has way too much time on their hands. If you look at evolution as a whole you will notice one near constant and that is the fact that minor changes only occur after very long periods of time. The one exception to this universal rule is us. We evolved over an extremely short time and our intellect appeared almost instantaneously when compared to the time frame of normal evolution.

I submit that we are too intelligent for our own good. We can no longer deal with the intelligence that we have since the timeframe we gained it in did not allow us to adapt for its use. Because of this humanity created war, psychology, science, art, etc. mainly because with our superior intellect we had way too much free time.

Take a look on the internet or in your library sometime for management procedures and problem solving techniques. The overwhelming number of ‘systems’ can only be a direct representation of how bored we actually are as a society. A few examples include TRIZ, TQM, JIT and innumerable other management and time saving processes. So many acronyms and so much time to for us to create even more!

I believe that I have not contributed enough to the creation of business and technology management techniques. To this end I will be creating a system of different techniques that society will be able to use to make absolutely 100% of their decisions. This should free up all of everyone’s time so that they too can create more acronyms and techniques until we have to start adding letters to the alphabet in order to handle the influx.

I have decided to call my system “FUNDAMENTALLY UBIQUITOUS CREATIVE KNOWLEDGE”. This is the general header for all the sub-sections belonging to my new management philosophy. All the separate thoughts will be categorized into four very specific sub-sections including:
“CREATIVE APPLICATION of PROBLEM SOLVING”
“SYSTEMS HEALTH IMPROVING TEST”
“PROCESS for INNOVATIVE, SIMPLE SOLUTIONS”
“SIMPLE TEST for UNIVERSAL PROCESS INTERDEPENDANCE”

Further details into the progress of my new earth shattering creation will be released to the public as they are completed. Please check back soon and often as one never knows when you might get fundamentally ubiquitous creative knowledge.

Kaoswonder