h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*smiles manicly*

*blinks*

*blinks alot* GAAAAAAAA! Strobe light! *has seizer*

*points and laughs*
....
*grabs arm from midnight then points and laughs*
cheers
ford

*snarls*

*pet*

cheers
ford

*blinks again for no good reason*
*licks eyeballs to see if it does the same thing*
*doesn't like it*
*goes back to blinking*

*insert smiley*
cheers
ford

*crosses eyes*

Cool! Licking eye balls?!

*attempts to lick eye balls...*

*can't reach*

*decideds to lick nose insted*

*can't do that either*

*gets an icecream and licks that*


yay!

*raises head and sniffs the air*
Icecream? Where?

*growls*

*hisses*

MINE!!!

*devowers icecream in one bite*

*brain freeze!*

*laughs at the dramatic irony*

*trys to throw ice cream at midnight*

*remembers she ate the icecream and midnight is on the other side of the world*

*falls into a deep depression*

*uses satalite to target both midnight and fred*
*aiming*
*fires gallon of vannila and caremel icecream*
cheers
ford

*opens mouth and catches icecream*

*enjoys it*

*brain freeze*

*frozen*

*offers a vanilla-white flag of peace and a counsellor for Fred to get over her depression*
*eats the icecream which has very convieniently landed in Australia*

*cries at loss of ice cream*
*wonders why ice cream was used in the first place*
*goes back to drawing board*
cheers
ford

I know! Leftover pizza reheated in the microwave!

I am never eating pizza again!
we saw this thing at our *sectional* that a chick was getting a tummy tuck and they cut out pieces of her skin and it had fat on it and they layed them down and they looked like 2 slices of pizza that had fallen on the ground upsidedown... OMG IT WAS SOOO GROSS
cheers
ford